I was thinking more along the lines of
Staying somewhere for a few days, and seeing the sights. The property would have to be fucking cheap for me to buy a place there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)

Hmm. That changes things
Manchester has some great galleries, bars, restaurants, the waterfront in Liverpool is well worth a visit but The Kelvingrove in Glasgow is hands-down the most bonkers place I've visited in terms of art exhibits. I'd go back there for that alone. Brighton is shabby but fun.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:32, archived)

Brighton is excellent if you're an insufferable food ponce, or practising homosexual

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

How long do homosexuals have to practice before they become experts?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

Like doctors haha

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

no I don't much haha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:13, archived)