Yeah, but you're famously the grumpiest man in the entire country, to be fair
And I say that with love x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

I've got the awards to prove it, m8
As I always say, 'if you can't handle me at my grumpiest, you can't handle my gonads in the back of a Ford Anglia on the seafront at Bognor'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)