Do you know who I used to sort of not mind, but now fucking hate? Jamie fucking Oliver
Who did you used to sort of not mind but now fucking hate? You can't say 'TH'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:27, archived)

I can't stand him.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:27, archived)

oh I think he's OK really. if anything he's a great deal less annoying than he was in the Naked Chef days
I honestly can't think of anyone that I fucking hate now that I haven't always fucking hated.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:31, archived)

Here's my view; he's arguably the most over rated of all the TV chefs
In, let's face it, a very crowded field
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

News flash, Jamie. Olive oil is for dressing, not for cooking
Stop being a dick
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

You I mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

SOMEONE seems to have forgotten about a certain 'Ains'
At least Jamie Oliver is an actual chef
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

of course
He was just lucky
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:51, archived)

Nigel Slater is worse
Some of the shit he gets away with 'cooking' has no place on the tv - all of his dishes start with 'sometimes I just want something quick and easy to eat' and then proceeds to have a fucking bit of cheese on a fucking cracker or something.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, he winds me right up

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

He has issues.
I saw some programme where he spoke about how his mum died when he was a kid and the closest his dad got to emotional was giving him a packet of chomps or something. Each time he does a recipe I expect him to say something like "this feta and chicory salad is something I invented while the vet put down my puppy when I was 11, I find my tears of grief add just the right amount of saltiness to the dressing. You could use the juice from a jar of olives."
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:52, archived)

he's definitely fixated on sweets as some kind of childhood comfort issue thing, no question

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:05, archived)

There's a bit in his autobiography where he sees his dad wanking in the greenhouse.
He's too young at that point to know what wanking is, but the weirdest part, I thought, is the dad's extremely unconventional choice of wanking venue.
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:19, archived)

Brownsville Station/Motley Crue'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:40, archived)

Marco Pierre White and his rice and peas with actual peas in it

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

I saw him do a steak and ale pie once, with a whole fucking steak in it
I can see a pattern here.

I bet he does a tiger prawn dish with real tigers in it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:04, archived)

lol
recipe:

1 steak
1 ale
1 pie
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:06, archived)

Cock au van with a real cock and real van
would probably be unpleasant
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

oh I don't know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)

Marco Piere White Van Man?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:42, archived)

Ainsley Harriot cup a soups are pretty fucking good though.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

"It's so good, I put my stupid face on it"

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)

this old chestnut
smokinggunpr.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ainsley-sausage.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)

Blatant jamie recycling

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

Also, the ingredients are terrifying
it's like some sort of maze virus that's going to spread through the fridge then take over the kitchen
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:39, archived)

I miss Kitty Vomit :(

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:16, archived)

Nick frost

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

Interesting
Why?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

Probably he hasn't changed, I get irritated by different things nowadays

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

That's fair
And very honest. I appreciate your candour
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:40, archived)

I enjoyed Spaced when I was 20
but I suspect that watching an entire episode of it now would get me wanting to murder everyone involved
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:43, archived)

I watched it recently for the first time in years
It wasn't too bad. It's pretty dated of course.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:44, archived)

I couldn't stand it from day one
HEY, I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARD AND READ COMICS AND SMOKE JOINTS!!! AND I LIKE STAR WARS!

Amazing, so 'geeky'!! Bonus hate: the 'record throwing' scene in Shaun of the Dead is one of the most awful, cringe-inducing sequences in history.

Fucking wankers

There
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

Yeah, but you're famously the grumpiest man in the entire country, to be fair
And I say that with love x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

I've got the awards to prove it, m8
As I always say, 'if you can't handle me at my grumpiest, you can't handle my gonads in the back of a Ford Anglia on the seafront at Bognor'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

I never understood the love people have for shaun
or in fact any of the cornettos

They're just low budget forgettable nothingness, and certainly not funny
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)

yeah they are FUCKING SPASTIC SHIT

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

Not very fair on spastics, associating them with that tripe

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:32, archived)

Pegg's sense of humour hasn't moved on since the playground. He still finds "tranny" jokes funny

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

hence the term 'pegging'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:51, archived)

Uh oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

I cringed when he felt the need to do a public apology over that
It was a piss-take of pretentious art twats, not hate speech against the whole lgbtqa+ community, fucking hell m8
(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

clearly desperate for attention, needed to get some 'me too' points

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:04, archived)

Everyone on b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

#triggered
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:11, archived)

What about the womean, and the non-binary eans, you nazi

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:15, archived)

Oh, it's my birthday a week today
Won't that be fucking nice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

it fucking will, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

I think you will find that Jamie Oliver can say ‘TH’ because he’s got a lisp

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

Yeah, but he probably says it with a hard 'H'
Prick
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

I think you’re bang out of order m8

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:40, archived)

Oh yeah?
Why don't you bang THIS out of order?? *Grabs crotch*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:45, archived)

I can’t believe after all your talk about bullying you then perform a sexual harassment on me, hypocrisy thy name is TH

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:51, archived)

T'hor is the best marvel vulcan

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:40, archived)

+ northern

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:44, archived)

I've got a hard 'H' as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)

disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

other way round for me
I used to think he was an irritating mockney twat, but he's done a lot of good work helping ex-prisoners get back on their feet and promoting healthy eating for kids, so I think his heart's in the right place
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:44, archived)

So you're saying that he's the Savile of TV chefs?
I think you're right
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

haha!
not the first analogy that came to my mind, but now that you mention it...
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

You know what? I don't really hate him
I just don't think he deserves the accolade that he gets, that's all. The same could be said for a lot of people on show business I suppose
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

He thinks you’re a ‘thtupid fat thpathtic’

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)

Now that's just hurtful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

I hope you're not suggesting that 'Vernon Kay' isn't in fact a fucking #ledge?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)

I'M FROM BOLTON!
Wanker
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8294620
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

Liv Tyler
Mostly because of all the whingeing she did in lord of the rings
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

I think she was playing a character in that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

still, though, eh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

Oh, no question

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)

She's no miranda otto

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:11, archived)

Pete, what a cunt

( broadsword, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

GOD yeah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:04, archived)

I know him as Peter, but yeah, I agree

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:21, archived)

he's the worst member of the Fyall family - and that's saying something

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

manolith

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:07, archived)

Who?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Exactly

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)

I'm getting 'Ian Rush' milk advert vibes here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)

My employer

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

cheers

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)

Good afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:21, archived)

There's this colleague of mine who got a permanent job
I used to think she was alright but since telling my /chums about this great news it's led to my falling out with people, good people, nice kind and decent people, and I'm holding her, personally, responsible.

Nuzzah!

Edit: Some of Jamie Oliver's recipes are quite good. His restaurant just off Old St was great back in the naughties helped a lot of east end kids (which is fair enough since he culturally appropriated their accents) and the polenta chips in his stupid chain of bankrupted restaurants were delish.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 12:46, archived)

youtu.be/L57BcmGB-E0
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:00, archived)

Novak Djokovic
the stupid fucking new-age anti-vaxxer cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:17, archived)

what's with all the hate?
this used to be such a friendly and welcoming forum
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:24, archived)

go fuck yourself

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)

It's not been the same since nine eleven

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:29, archived)

It’s just a prank bro

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:32, archived)

things went downhill after the 'smeg' thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:34, archived)

White goods chat

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

Racist

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

2D platformers thread

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

My willy is having a 'jet set' rniykwim

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:40, archived)

SMEEEEEEEEEEG THREEEEEEEEEEEAD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:00, archived)

I know
I'm disappointed in myself, I really am
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 13:43, archived)

Tricky question, this.
I guess it's Savile. I used to respect him for being a wrestler and for bringing 2-deck mixing to the UK, but the more I learn about him the less I like him.
( brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:37, archived)

y tho :((

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 15:09, archived)