Phone him and leave a message asking for a quote
Tell him you've got 6 grand to spend then when he comes round blow his kneecaps off.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)

his kneecaps off him
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:32, archived)

Nice quints

(dribble, Thu 22 Apr 2021, 9:36, archived)