pushing that prick down the boardmy vulnerable next door neighbour got conned out of 6 grand by a 'builder' who asked for cash upfront, invented a load of chargeable jobs, requested (and got) cash up front, did a day's work then vanished.
He's reported this to the police, but the police won't do shit. I have he builder's phone number and first name (Tony) but haven't got anywhere with tracing it.
Any of you lot got any bright ideas about getting the blokes's full name and/or address?
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Phone him and tell he's won a speedboat and you want to know where to send it(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 15:42,
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thanks tee aicth but I was looking for something...a bit more realistic that can actually get this cunt in court.(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 15:43, archived)
+sTell him he's won a sofa and you want to know where to send it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 15:50,
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Phone him and tell him you're from contact tracing, and he has to isolate for 2 weeksthen go around the neighbourhood looking for anyone who isn't leaving the house.
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Phone him and ask for Tony (made up surname) and see if he corrects youOr phone him and just fart loudly into the mic
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 15:46,
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Phone him and ask him to price a job at a commercial property, then say you need to take his surname and company name to sign him in for track and trace. Then when he arrives kill him with a hammer.
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If he's pocketing 6 grand a time I'd say it's likely he uses a new phone for every client(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:04, archived)
get a private detective or something(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:08,
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yeah spoke to one, it's 395 quid plus VAT to trace a number. I ent paying that, it's not me that got conned.(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:15, archived)
Tell the police he kept muttering about bombsthey'll triangulate and have his front door down in about 20 mins
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They must be marking that up severelyTry getting a new sim, and asking to move that number to it. It'll fail, but they can give you the network it's on. If prompted just give an excuse that you are doing this for an elderly neighbour and they wrote their old number down wrong.
Once you have the network, you can contact them about geolocation services 'my name is Anthony Fakename, I lost my phone can you help?'
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:31,
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And then they ask you a security question to verify you're the owner of the simhardly going to geolocate some random stranger for you are they
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unless the security question is "Are you a builder named Tony?"(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 18:00,
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It's possible that (Tony) is short for (Anthony) but I can't really help beyond that (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:29,
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Many a time and oft, in the rialto, he has rated me about my moneys and my usances (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:08,
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Phone up and ask if his birthday is on November the 10th, which might be his birthday(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:28, archived)
So you're saying he's one-third Jewish, is that what you're saying?(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)
might put his number up on a public bog wall with a request for homosexual acts(, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:37, archived)
This is honestly your best bet (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 16:59,
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Plot twist:His Wife is FTM trans and goes out on weekends looking for such numbers. Stick that in your divorce papers and smoke it.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:24,
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That's what you're hoping is it? How about you stump up some cash if you're that upset, online.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:41,
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Acts? Wham, Pet Shop Boys, that sort of thing?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Apr 2021, 20:34,
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Phone him and leave a message asking for a quoteTell him you've got 6 grand to spend then when he comes round blow his kneecaps off.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:19,
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try this?www.geosat.mobi/?msclkid=2a333e4ed40d1a2b9e465ece87b3b8e0
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:35,
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Phone him and pretend to be a sexy Eastern European lady and tell him to come and meet you in your car parked in a layby for sexy times.Make sure it's dark when he arrives and insist that he does you up the bum so he won't realise you're not actually a lady.
You're welcome.
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