Phone him and pretend to be a sexy Eastern European lady and tell him to come and meet you in your car parked in a layby for sexy times.
Make sure it's dark when he arrives and insist that he does you up the bum so he won't realise you're not actually a lady.

You're welcome.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:49, archived)

Did you just assume repeatedly banned poster dozer's gender, MODS

(dribble, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 17:55, archived)