Just did a fart that sounded like a small crowd slow-clapping a bad comedy act
and now the room smells really fucking horrible.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 13:15, archived)

lay off the sprouts

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2021, 16:36, archived)