You can always rely on it to rain on a bank holiday

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 May 2021, 11:45, archived)

My own fault for moiving back to northern England

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 11:49, archived)

I've just had a wet cat run across my bare legs
It was not pleasant
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 May 2021, 11:59, archived)

are wet pussies part of your job?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 May 2021, 12:22, archived)

No, it's my day off

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 May 2021, 12:49, archived)

How wet are we talking?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 13:25, archived)

her paws were very wet
she was a bit drier, as she had just shaken all the rain off her fur and onto my bed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:30, archived)

muddy paw prints on everything now?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:32, archived)

not any more
bedding is already in the washing machine
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 May 2021, 14:39, archived)

cat smug?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:17, archived)

very much so

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:18, archived)

is she curled up somewhere warm now?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:29, archived)

always borderline nsfw on /talk

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:43, archived)

I like to think of it as 'where every posts a shitpost'
you can hum it along to the cheers theme
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:51, archived)

Cheers

(dribble, Mon 3 May 2021, 16:12, archived)

Sorry that’s copyrighted

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 May 2021, 17:16, archived)

Copyrighted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 May 2021, 22:57, archived)

I assume so
i'm at my parents' house, as my washing machine is broken
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 May 2021, 15:46, archived)

Amendment 2.b

(dribble, Mon 3 May 2021, 12:57, archived)