Bums and willys, give me a pay rise of 50 milly

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:03, archived)

Poos and wee
you'll get 5p
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:35, archived)

Mneurgh I'm a big gay spaz who loves it up my bum-bum - give me a tidy sum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:43, archived)

Worth ten quid an hour, turtle power

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:47, archived)