I just had my 12-month appraisal. I need to improve in several areas.
how have you performed over the last year?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 13:15, archived)

Very well, I would say
Working from home has enabled me to do a whole lot more than I would going in to the office.

Oh, you mean on here? Same.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 13:48, archived)

What changes can we make to the workplace
to accommodate your disability?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:12, archived)

medical marijuana

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:17, archived)

Fucking hippy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:21, archived)

Like a boxed frog when others are watching

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 13:58, archived)

Your skills are somewhat out of date
can we help you with retraining?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:12, archived)

Nah, past it, better get me off to the knackers yard
replace me with some punchable workshy "tick tocker" with an iced gem haircut
(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:21, archived)

great, I can start Monday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:30, archived)

Remember the day you up and left?
I nearly cried myself to death (oh yeah)
And then I met someone else
She made me stop and get a hold of myself, oh yeah
I'm doing fine now
Without you, baby
I'm doing fine now
Without you, baby
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:03, archived)

Let's try to get through the next year
with fewer complaints about groping, up skirting and sex texting shall we?

It's your own fault for dressing like a cheap slut anyway, the men can't help themselves when you're around. You should take it as a complement.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:14, archived)

Admirably.
I just need to make more money. It doesn't matter how.

Can anyone give me £2,000,000?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:04, archived)

Sure, if you can kill everyone between me
and the throne.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:15, archived)

if I want to make more bread, I need to prove in several areas

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:11, archived)

Well, I know the song says Go West
but I'd say, go yeast.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:15, archived)

stick a damp teatowel over your head until you've doubled in size

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:18, archived)

Something racist about Arabs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:20, archived)

and get your ass to mars

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:46, archived)

Like a donkey ready to be shot into space

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:12, archived)

oh come on, you're just trying to get a rise out of him here m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:18, archived)

I have more bread puns but they are all terrible and have been done to death

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:30, archived)

I was going to post one but it was half-baked

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 14:58, archived)

My performance review is next week and I have to provide evidence of progression
Might show them my B3ta account posting history
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:01, archived)

Bums and willys, give me a pay rise of 50 milly

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:03, archived)

Poos and wee
you'll get 5p
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:35, archived)

Mneurgh I'm a big gay spaz who loves it up my bum-bum - give me a tidy sum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:43, archived)

Worth ten quid an hour, turtle power

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:47, archived)

Check out *this* personal growth

(dribble, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:44, archived)

rather badly

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:45, archived)

tell them to get fucked and then find yourself another job
that worked for me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 May 2021, 15:55, archived)

Soz was out, I'm a bit late with the strikey
my -month pp aisal. I need to improve in veral area
( broadsword, Wed 26 May 2021, 16:14, archived)