I can't even find my bra
She's shifted the place up good and proper
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 May 2021, 12:58, archived)

^left your knickers in yer boyfriend's car

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 May 2021, 13:07, archived)

Cow's gonna come a cropper.

There you go. Lyrics.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 13:26, archived)

Told the mental I had to go to Tesco for a new blue ray player
She came with me for a bit of shopping and insisted on paying for the thing for me. That's saved me £59.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 May 2021, 15:07, archived)