I'm off to Wales! Heard there's a lot of slags there.
Heaps of them I was told.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:37, archived)

Not even in my top 10 Dinobots

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:42, archived)

Go to Vegas
there are so many sluts you won't know where to begin
(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 11:49, archived)