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Morning. Got anything nice planned for the bank hol?
Drive-by nonce-punching from the window of your Honda Accord? Writing a highly original best-selling children's novel about a boy wizard named Gary Popper? Or just wanking yourself raw as usual?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 8:29, archived)
morning
I had a tick on one of my bollocks. that's the thanks I get for mowing the lawn
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 8:47, archived)
Yeesh, that sounds nasty.
Can you just sort of pull the off, or do you need to do something risky with fire?

Or is that leeches I'm thinking of?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 8:57, archived)
I thought you put salt on leeches, never had one
it was just very tiny mini baby tick that as of then had maybe only sucked three blood cells

#mypoorballs
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:07, archived)
Are you in the US? I've had Lyme disease twice, it's not good.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:39, archived)
am not
and do not want
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:52, archived)
How do you mow the lawn, scythe it with your penis?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:08, archived)
trade secret

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:20, archived)
How often do you have to empty your foreskin?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:21, archived)
I'm sorry but this is b3ta, not pr0na

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:33, archived)
Most likely to be a sheep tick from the sheep he uses to keep his lawn short. He steers it with his penis.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:35, archived)
"THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:39, archived)
^tess tick ills

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:11, archived)
That's fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 9:26, archived)

i mowed the lawn. but some tick ate my testicle. I didn't like it.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:44, archived)
"I sucked a ball and I liked it" - Katie Parasite

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:48, archived)
"the taste of his sweaty nutsack"

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 10:25, archived)

Tick bo(llo)cks exercise.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 31 May 2021, 11:05, archived)
Nike testicles, next level

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 May 2021, 15:47, archived)
Working
and trying to find out why two of my colleagues have been off for weeks and nobody's telling me why. It's like that episode of Star Wars were members of the crew kept vanishing and only the doctor remembered them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:10, archived)
maybe they got fired for asking too many questions

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:20, archived)
It's all tied into all the conspiracy theories, I just know it.
If I stop posting, tell the Icke forums - they're our only hope.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:21, archived)
alright catnipppppppp

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 31 May 2021, 11:52, archived)
Nobody tell him, it's funnier this way.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 31 May 2021, 13:13, archived)
morning tea, I'm going for a ride to Windsor, hope the queens up for it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:17, archived)
Well one is single and ready to mingle, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 9:27, archived)
I'm off to Wales! Heard there's a lot of slags there.
Heaps of them I was told.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:37, archived)
Not even in my top 10 Dinobots

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:42, archived)
Go to Vegas
there are so many sluts you won't know where to begin
(dribble, Mon 31 May 2021, 11:49, archived)
Not much
Just chilling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:52, archived)
Mind your own business

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 May 2021, 11:53, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 May 2021, 14:01, archived)