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i have had to come to my parents' house to do some laudry
which means, sadly, having to interact with my utter cuntspackle of a brother, who is in full rant mode over flies, brexit, vaccines and the fact that iceland have changed the sticks in their cherry tornado lolly ices from wood to plastic. i hope one of us is adopted.
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That is a most excellent rant

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:22, archived)
he's gone full tinfoil

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I'm with him on the lolly sticks

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:03, archived)
the lolly sticks thing may well be his fault
his youngest got fragments of wooden lolly stick in one of those lollies a few years ago and he tried to sue, but couldn't be bothered to follow up on it. it may still have been enough to change company policy on the sticks
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Probably go over to paper if the loony left tree huggers have their way

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)
Just before being banned completely, because sugar

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:46, archived)
Ruining amstrad wasn't enough

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:47, archived)
i hope not
they're seriously nice, better than the lemon and lime ones
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Everything going on in the world and your adult brother is whining about ice lollies

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:41, archived)
he's a bit special
and by special, i mean fucking spoilt and useless, totally self-centred and delusional beyond words
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Which one of you is adopted, do you think?
Without knowing your parents, it's difficult to assess. I'm sure they're great, mind, but is he a distillation of their worst traits or completely different?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:36, archived)
Very different
I look like my mother and I have my dad's eyes
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