Just did a tiny fart that would shame the chemical warfare labs at Porton Down
How's your afternoon?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:34, archived)

the sun burnt my neck and my arm. i didn't like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:55, archived)

made paraphenylenediamine 0.1% in white soft paraffin for a patch test this morning
but the technician who typed up the extemps schedule today wrote it as "parapenylendiamine".

lol penylend
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 14:56, archived)

a  phenylenediamine 0.1%  white soft paraffin my pants
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:03, archived)

If Drugs Where People

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:09, archived)

Yeah, I can't quite work up the will to reply to that.
I'm looking forward to his next post on /board, my money's on either THE JEWS or the Knights Templar.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:22, archived)

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON PEOPLE *smashes brains with severed human limb*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 19:29, archived)

never trust a fart

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:04, archived)

Good advice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:23, archived)

Guffed one fix

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:03, archived)

Jesus guffed on my hot rod

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:04, archived)

ibhd,tdob

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:09, archived)

Fart 69: the way to succeed and the way to drop beefy eggoes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:35, archived)

Every Day Is Smelloween

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:29, archived)

Churning insides

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:56, archived)

I went to a neighbour's funeral
so atleast I went outside
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:05, archived)

been pub, having a sit down pants coffee now, more later

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:06, archived)

i have had to come to my parents' house to do some laudry
which means, sadly, having to interact with my utter cuntspackle of a brother, who is in full rant mode over flies, brexit, vaccines and the fact that iceland have changed the sticks in their cherry tornado lolly ices from wood to plastic. i hope one of us is adopted.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:06, archived)

That is a most excellent rant

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:22, archived)

he's gone full tinfoil

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 15:25, archived)

I'm with him on the lolly sticks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:03, archived)

the lolly sticks thing may well be his fault
his youngest got fragments of wooden lolly stick in one of those lollies a few years ago and he tried to sue, but couldn't be bothered to follow up on it. it may still have been enough to change company policy on the sticks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:16, archived)

Probably go over to paper if the loony left tree huggers have their way

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

Just before being banned completely, because sugar

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:46, archived)

Ruining amstrad wasn't enough

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:47, archived)

i hope not
they're seriously nice, better than the lemon and lime ones
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 16:53, archived)

Everything going on in the world and your adult brother is whining about ice lollies

(dribble, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:41, archived)

he's a bit special
and by special, i mean fucking spoilt and useless, totally self-centred and delusional beyond words
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 17:58, archived)

Which one of you is adopted, do you think?
Without knowing your parents, it's difficult to assess. I'm sure they're great, mind, but is he a distillation of their worst traits or completely different?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Jun 2021, 18:36, archived)

Very different
I look like my mother and I have my dad's eyes
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 6:50, archived)