I think I have a herniated disc or something, so I'm waaaaay ahead of you.
I'm also far too manly to go to the doctor about it.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 18:59, archived)

waaaay ahead of you a plonker
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 3 Jun 2021, 19:16, archived)