Hello, I'm calling from Microsoft technical support, your computer has a virus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:31, archived)

no ur not m8 don't lie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 17:41, archived)

Nah straight up
If you put your computer on, I'll give you a link to click on IFKWIM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 18:09, archived)