Hi guys. Just to let you know we're really busy at the moment so it would be a huge help if all patients could just fuck right off.
If you think you need urgent medical advice there is an /askdocs thread on Reddit.
Many thanks,
Your NHS hero.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)

What does it mean if your halmit smells of sugar puffs?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 12:28, archived)

You bummed the honey monster?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Jun 2021, 12:59, archived)