sometimes needs must mate
There's a wise old Scottish saying: You can only piss with the cock you've got.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:06, archived)

Bullshit. You could chop it off and still piss out of the stump.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)