um, I think twice
I use them so infrequently that I probably take the view that their delivery drivers have worked out that they only need to drive in a straight line for less than a mile to reach my street, but my hopes are cruelly dashed.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:24, archived)

At 3/4 mile, you could always just pick it up in person
if that's a thing

I don't ever do takeaways so dunno
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:27, archived)

that's what irks me innit, it takes them longer to get here than it would take me to get there and pick it up
Might move to North Korea in protest at this affront to my human rights.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:31, archived)

It really is a first world problem
cook a joyless frozen pizza instead and save yourself the price of a London Pint
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)

I might be working class mate but I'm not THAT working class.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, archived)