Sounds like he’s a bit of a pre-Madonna

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)

I think his parents couldn't be bothered

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)

...to use contraception

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:21, archived)

"Great dinner, hon."
"Thanks, babe."
"Hey ... didn't we have a kid?"
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:24, archived)