Hi guy's, Queef is here, how are you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:54, archived)

i'm good,
u?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:56, archived)

not too bad I suppose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

Ah y'know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

I do, actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

I knew you wouldn't let me down

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:25, archived)

I'm trustworthy and reliable m8 - ask anyone

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:35, archived)

is Queef Richard's as trustworthy and reliable as he claims?
asking for a popular internet site
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:38, archived)

no
he undertook to tarmac my driveway but fucked off after I gave him the deposit and I haven't seen him since
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:49, archived)

Is this a sex reference?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:57, archived)

it certainly looks like gay slang

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:57, archived)

it was a misunderstanding

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305050
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:34, archived)

totes and blates m8, totes and blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)

<s> the shortarse out of Ph.D.

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:12, archived)

strong contender for worst record ever made, I reckon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)

alright
I hope OCSP doesn't get brutally attacked while in London and subsequently dies from the horrific injuries sustained.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

oh do pipe down, there's a dear

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:01, archived)

I'm just wishing a fellow forum poster well, jeez, calm down grandad.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:03, archived)

I've felt worse but I've felt better

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:06, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:14, archived)

€€

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:01, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:55, archived)

so often the way

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:15, archived)

have you felt the same?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:24, archived)

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:35, archived)

Just had me second jab
hoping I don't feel as rubbish as last time.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:07, archived)

fingers crossed m8-o
mine was entirely without incident both times
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:16, archived)

maybe they didn;t give you the jab at all because you're a bit of a lost cause

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:34, archived)

oh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:37, archived)

He's in the control group

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:03, archived)

No overwhelming urge to commit to 10 years worth of Office 365 Professional Plus
but also, no virus protection
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)

Control by Bill Gates right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 23:30, archived)

I've put a jumper on now
I mean, come on, this is getting silly isn't it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:23, archived)

it is rather, i might change in to some shorts

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:34, archived)

I'm wearing shorts
I'm in denial and pretending it's the same weather as last week. I will continue to do this until it actually is.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:36, archived)

trousers, jumpers...whatever next? A fucking hat?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:35, archived)

so much for this so called global warming

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

Classic the donald

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:00, archived)

is a jumper a pullover or a sweater?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:39, archived)

if yes, why is it called a jumper? you clearly pull it over or sweat in the other ones but do you actually jump?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:40, archived)

it's a corruption of the original french j'eu ma père
which meant 'fuck my dad'
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:53, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)

tired
and sexy
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 11:47, archived)

roadrunner unite said fred
most horrendous musical collab ever
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:33, archived)

good to know, m8 - good to know

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)

not really feeling it today for some reason

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:47, archived)

yeah I hear ya m8-ey

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)

Freedom Day was a bit of a damp squid

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:51, archived)

the best thing since life's spread

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)

Found you're old comment about getting down off her pedal stool and I dun a small nose exhale

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:10, archived)

link plz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:14, archived)

dinnae bother, I found it, it ent worth the effort, ent even lyin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:16, archived)

I did actually used to work with an exceptionally dim individual who unironically used 'damp squid', 'best thing since life's spread' and 'to all intensive purposes'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

Sounds like Priti Patel

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

fit from the neck up, that one

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:38, archived)

FOBBOC?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:42, archived)

built like a dinner lady

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:59, archived)

Cor!

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:03, archived)

the bloke off of dinnerladies used to live directly opposite me, true story

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:08, archived)

oh yeah? Well, I went to school with loads of dinnerladies

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:47, archived)

weird flex, but OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:50, archived)

+ when they were still children

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 15:01, archived)

The tightly pursed mouth and golf ball cheekbones do it for you

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:53, archived)

and the toxic right-wing views

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:59, archived)

One of my younger colleagues frequently came out with gems like this
and then a few seconds later asked what it means because he might have said it wrong

You know, WFH has done wonders for my blood pressure
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:52, archived)

Sounds like he’s a bit of a pre-Madonna

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)

I think his parents couldn't be bothered

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)

...to use contraception

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:21, archived)

"Great dinner, hon."
"Thanks, babe."
"Hey ... didn't we have a kid?"
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:24, archived)