er, it sounds counterintuitive but even though prices are at an all-time high
Mortgages are extremely affordable and you can get by with a 5% deposit.

It's actually pretty easy going as an FTB right now.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 17:39, archived)

FTB = Fucking Twat Bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 18:10, archived)

The deposit isn't the issue, it's the prices now.
Unless there's two of you on high salaries in safe jobs and nothing happens like, for example, one of you drops to part time to raise a child or unexpectedly gives up work to care for a relative, you'll probably both retire and die having still not paid it off.
(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 18:44, archived)

lol renter

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 22:03, archived)

Oh hey, it gives you something else to look down on

(dribble, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 22:25, archived)