Who's Gonna Take the Weight by Kool and the Gang, I know you were wondering

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:54, archived)

Here's one you can have
I got stopped for speeding, and the office said "Have you got a police record?" And I said "Yeah. Regatta de fucken Blanc. LOL". Cunt let me off, AND bought me a beer later on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:00, archived)

haha, no way!! classic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)

haha, the office said it!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:07, archived)

You don't have to be like that, you know
Some people are just trying to get by with what they have
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)

sorry, it's been a trying day so far

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:14, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kxqer6/not_sure_this_was_hall_and_oates_intentions/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)

lol
that's the guy behind this
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)

bit of a 'Flight of the Conchords' vibe going on there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:01, archived)

true, true

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:12, archived)