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Woop woop, that's the sound of the police
Haha, not really, it was just me (Queef Richard's) making a wooping sound - I had you going there, didn't I?
My free record has turned up and it plays perfectly, fucking result. Any of you cunt's had a fucking result lately?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:53,
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Who's Gonna Take the Weight by Kool and the Gang, I know you were wondering
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:54,
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Here's one you can have
I got stopped for speeding, and the office said "Have you got a police record?" And I said "Yeah. Regatta de fucken Blanc. LOL". Cunt let me off, AND bought me a beer later on
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:00,
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haha, no way!! classic
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:05,
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haha, the office said it!
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:07,
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You don't have to be like that, you know
Some people are just trying to get by with what they have
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:13,
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sorry, it's been a trying day so far
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:14,
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:O
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:50,
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lol
that's the guy behind
this
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35,
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bit of a 'Flight of the Conchords' vibe going on there
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:01,
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true, true
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:12,
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I haven't
Not sure if this helps, sorry
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:58,
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a bit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:04,
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you're like those radio ads in the States that have car horns or sirens in them and make people crash their cars
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:02,
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you know what?
I really fucking am
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:04,
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+ a complete cretin
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:51,
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have we all seen that super cool french canadian guy?
youtu.be/vi6xOfmjdYQ
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:20,
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well I hadn't but now I have thanks to you and I'm not happy about it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:28,
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I like him, his cover of Pump Up The Jam is great.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:31,
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well if you like him so much why don't you marry him?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:45,
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I ALREADY HAVE
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:50,
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Might perform a sex act on an animal, the name of which begins with the same letter as that of said sex act
If you take my meaning!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:56,
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you might teabag a tern, that kind of thing?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:11,
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Yeah, that sort of thing
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:13,
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cor!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:14,
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I can thoroughly recommend it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:15,
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I don’t follow, sorry
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:45,
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Remember to like, comment and subscribe!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:09,
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I opened a box of ibuprofen and found a tenner in it
I don't even remember putting it in there
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:20,
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that definitely counts as a result
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35,
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Maybe it's the government
trying to ease the pain of pain
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:33,
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i've got a habit of putting money in "safe places"
and then completely forgetting about it. i once found 4 pound coins in a flower pot that had been there so long, they'd gone green
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 16:57,
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I just wake every morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart and I thank the Lord God for this wonderful world, the love of Jesus and that I am not dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:37,
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b3ta.com/talk/8305317
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:48,
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I found some ibuprofen in a box of tenners
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:49,
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no u never m8 dunt lie
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:58,
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I have brought shame upon this great Internet forum
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:03,
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our reputation may never recover
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:12,
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We should all delete our accounts
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:14,
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I opened a box of paracetamol and found a male opera singer in it
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:54,
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no u neva
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:56,
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hullo m8-o
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:01,
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high queef, my washing machine is making weird noises, think the fucking fucker might be fucked
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:05,
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washing machine bumhole
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:06,
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(_X_)
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:16,
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that's a bit of a fucking fucker isn't it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:13,
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fucking right
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:15,
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Luciano Paracetamol
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:04,
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heh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:11,
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Placebo Domingo
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:18,
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b3ta.com/talk/8305333
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:22,
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That's so bad it's fucking hilarious
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:28,
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Anadin Bocelli?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:34,
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I like this.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Jun 2021, 17:23,
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We now have foundations
again, I'm waiting for the drama...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:35,
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