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Woop woop, that's the sound of the police
Haha, not really, it was just me (Queef Richard's) making a wooping sound - I had you going there, didn't I?

My free record has turned up and it plays perfectly, fucking result. Any of you cunt's had a fucking result lately?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:53, archived)
Who's Gonna Take the Weight by Kool and the Gang, I know you were wondering

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:54, archived)
Here's one you can have
I got stopped for speeding, and the office said "Have you got a police record?" And I said "Yeah. Regatta de fucken Blanc. LOL". Cunt let me off, AND bought me a beer later on
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:00, archived)
haha, no way!! classic

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:05, archived)
haha, the office said it!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:07, archived)
You don't have to be like that, you know
Some people are just trying to get by with what they have
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:13, archived)
sorry, it's been a trying day so far

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:14, archived)

www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kxqer6/not_sure_this_was_hall_and_oates_intentions/
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)
:O

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)
lol
that's the guy behind this
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)
bit of a 'Flight of the Conchords' vibe going on there

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:01, archived)
true, true

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:12, archived)
I haven't
Not sure if this helps, sorry
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 11:58, archived)
a bit

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:04, archived)
you're like those radio ads in the States that have car horns or sirens in them and make people crash their cars

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:02, archived)
you know what?
I really fucking am
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:04, archived)
+ a complete cretin

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)
have we all seen that super cool french canadian guy?
youtu.be/vi6xOfmjdYQ
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:20, archived)
well I hadn't but now I have thanks to you and I'm not happy about it

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:28, archived)
I like him, his cover of Pump Up The Jam is great.

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)
well if you like him so much why don't you marry him?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:45, archived)
I ALREADY HAVE

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)
Might perform a sex act on an animal, the name of which begins with the same letter as that of said sex act
If you take my meaning!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 12:56, archived)
you might teabag a tern, that kind of thing?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:11, archived)
Yeah, that sort of thing

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:13, archived)
cor!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:14, archived)
I can thoroughly recommend it

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:15, archived)
I don’t follow, sorry

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:45, archived)
Remember to like, comment and subscribe!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 15:09, archived)
I opened a box of ibuprofen and found a tenner in it
I don't even remember putting it in there
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:20, archived)
that definitely counts as a result

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)
Maybe it's the government
trying to ease the pain of pain
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:33, archived)
i've got a habit of putting money in "safe places"
and then completely forgetting about it. i once found 4 pound coins in a flower pot that had been there so long, they'd gone green
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 16:57, archived)
I just wake every morning with a smile on my face and a song in my heart and I thank the Lord God for this wonderful world, the love of Jesus and that I am not dozer

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305317
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:48, archived)
I found some ibuprofen in a box of tenners

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:49, archived)
no u never m8 dunt lie

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:58, archived)
I have brought shame upon this great Internet forum

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:03, archived)
our reputation may never recover

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:12, archived)
We should all delete our accounts

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:14, archived)
I opened a box of paracetamol and found a male opera singer in it

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:54, archived)
no u neva

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)
hullo m8-o

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:01, archived)
high queef, my washing machine is making weird noises, think the fucking fucker might be fucked

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:05, archived)

washing machine bumhole
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)
(_X_)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:16, archived)
that's a bit of a fucking fucker isn't it

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:13, archived)
fucking right

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:15, archived)
Luciano Paracetamol

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:04, archived)
heh

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:11, archived)
Placebo Domingo

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305333
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:22, archived)
That's so bad it's fucking hilarious

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:28, archived)
Anadin Bocelli?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:34, archived)
I like this.

(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 17:23, archived)
We now have foundations
again, I'm waiting for the drama...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:35, archived)