I opened a box of ibuprofen and found a tenner in it
I don't even remember putting it in there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:20, archived)

that definitely counts as a result

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)

Maybe it's the government
trying to ease the pain of pain
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 14:33, archived)

i've got a habit of putting money in "safe places"
and then completely forgetting about it. i once found 4 pound coins in a flower pot that had been there so long, they'd gone green
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 16:57, archived)