Oh that’s what’s going on
I just went for a poo and heard a huge cheer from the neighbours. An England goal makes much more sense.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:13, archived)

It really doesn’t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:19, archived)

I mean, it was a successful bowel movement
delivered with grace and style, so it's not beyond belief.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:25, archived)

Even the bad ones deserve a decent send-off.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 1:11, archived)

Clap for the NHS
l r?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 11:51, archived)