1:0 Ingurland!!!!!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:03, archived)

Come on the football

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:06, archived)

Is that like when cricketers rub the ball on their trousers?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:24, archived)

Exactly
And whatever tennis players do with their spare balls
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:32, archived)

Do you think Domino's will be busy?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:27, archived)

Brexit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:29, archived)

They look like the better side,
but it's a game of two halves and the lads will be sick as a parrot if they don't give 200% for the next 45 minutes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:51, archived)

They just need to get the ball, play it towards the goal and get it past the keeper
At the end of the day, if they score more goals than the other team they'll win
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:58, archived)

They need to stay out of the black and into the red and pot as many balls as they can. It could be a good night if they play their cards right.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:04, archived)

They might win a speedboat too if they win.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:25, archived)

I'll be happy with a draw to be honest.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:40, archived)