d'oh
I woke up this morning to find that I'd put the chili oil bottle down a bit too hard last night after putting it on my pizza, so the bottom cracked and it pissed chili oil all over my work surface
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:46, archived)

That's a bugger
You'll need to bleach it at least 3 times to get all the chilli out of it
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:00, archived)

meh
it's tiled and doesn't seem to have stained, but yes, I can tell I'm going to have to give the whole thing a re-clean later
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:03, archived)

Lucky
I've got crappy melamine that stains like a bastard
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)

his ringpiece, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)