gd morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:05, archived)

Morning
Feeling rather queasy this morning, serves me right for eating breakfast too fast
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:42, archived)

d'oh
I woke up this morning to find that I'd put the chili oil bottle down a bit too hard last night after putting it on my pizza, so the bottom cracked and it pissed chili oil all over my work surface
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:46, archived)

That's a bugger
You'll need to bleach it at least 3 times to get all the chilli out of it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:00, archived)

meh
it's tiled and doesn't seem to have stained, but yes, I can tell I'm going to have to give the whole thing a re-clean later
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:03, archived)

Lucky
I've got crappy melamine that stains like a bastard
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:32, archived)

his ringpiece, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:06, archived)

hi TAH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

hi BPD

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:59, archived)

good morning m8-ey
nice sunny start here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:11, archived)

hello m8
yeah, it's lovely here too

hope you are enjoying not being at work
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:13, archived)

so far so good ta
cheeky cycle, then bacon roll and off to town
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:14, archived)

superb weather fives

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:36, archived)

good morning gosh and what a glorious one it is too

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:14, archived)

jolly hockey sticks eh what what what

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:16, archived)

Gd mnng 2u2

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:26, archived)

^ ain't getting on no plane

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:34, archived)

Not with infection rates going the way they are.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:20, archived)

the football's over now so we can go back to concentrating on getting ill

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:23, archived)

Blimey
www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/men/ambush-nobo-clip-earring-item-13633203.aspx?
( mongychops, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 10:47, archived)

ok, if you pay any money at all for that, let alone £534, you are a fucking moron

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)

oh man I paid £600 for mine :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:06, archived)

Hey, "nobbo".

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:13, archived)

Nathan Barley was properly prescient, wasn't it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:14, archived)

straight where my mind went too
I mean, it was true at the time as well, but it's still true now
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)

fancy a game of Cock Muff Bumhole?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:22, archived)

"This is a single earring."
Dammit, I wanted a pair, but I've only got £1050 to spend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:21, archived)

Am I missing something here?
Or are they actually charging £534 for a fucking peg?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:28, archived)

What better way to tell everyone how much you like being pegged?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 13:58, archived)