Afternoon.
I rather like the horative mood used in the Mortlockese language. It’s a bit niche, I’ll admit; well worth looking into though.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:04, archived)

That may be so but you can't really condone their policy of eating the Eloi.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:22, archived)

lazy, useless eloi
if they didn't want to be eaten, they should have thought of a way to stop it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:35, archived)

They could start by not being so damn tasty.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 18:31, archived)