just don't say anything to upset the Tories
or Priti'll put you in jail for 14 years
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:09, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:15, archived)

She can poke me in the slammer eh phwooar

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:16, archived)

body like a dinnerlady though, disappointing

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:28, archived)