that's an incredibly Alan Partridge thing to do(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:40,
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It’s TOO Alan Partridge. Maybe his writers crafted that just to tell his brother. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:58,
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