Haha, Alan Partridge quotes are a great substitute for wit aren't they?
I hope some more get posted today, that would be really great.

Cool and grey here today, just like my skiddy pants. Leg of lamb for lunch, might go pub while it cooks. U?

tl;dr morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 8:37, archived)

I love the story about Courtney Love's bandmates bullying her by going "BACK OF THE NET!!!"
after they found out she'd shagged Steve Coogan.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:07, archived)

In off the red!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:46, archived)

my old housemate used to work with his brother
no love lost between them, which led to some good anecdotes being shared
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:19, archived)

apparently when he got his first taste of success he lived out his fantasy of shagging a woman on a bed covered in money
Five pound notes lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:26, archived)

that's an incredibly Alan Partridge thing to do

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:40, archived)

It’s TOO Alan Partridge. Maybe his writers crafted that just to tell his brother.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:58, archived)

I find him tedious

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)

BPD you mean

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:20, archived)

ha yeah, it's like sharing a board with Colin Hunt off The Fast Show
today it's all fo' shizzle mah drizzle out there
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:25, archived)

Colin Hunt's office trolley!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:44, archived)

Alan Partridge in a pear tree
*sing*
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)

High queef, a lot of people don't realise today is splattershit sunday, imma celebrate by staying near my toilet & unleashing biblical fury

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)

I did a weird pale shit earlier

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:17, archived)

Your weird anaemic jobby may be a sign of the bad aids

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:48, archived)

fingers crossed!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:54, archived)

That’s very pessimistic. It might equally be the good aids.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:54, archived)

Interesting, are you a dog in the 70's?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 13:08, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 13:41, archived)