I met an olympic athlete yesterday and asked if he was a pole vaulter
'No' He replied. 'I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?'
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 17:27, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 18:07, archived)