The British Olympic throwing team have joined forces with B&M Bargains to release a new margarine spread called "I Can't Believe It's Shot Putter".
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 16:34, archived)

Craig David is a part of the Olympic archery team, but on the management/coaching side of things.
His official role is bow selector.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jul 2021, 16:35, archived)

badum tish!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 16:47, archived)

A bloke called Gavin is on the New Zealand female weight lifting team.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 27 Jul 2021, 16:59, archived)

-on +in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 18:05, archived)

no they never, don't lie plane-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 17:01, archived)

I met an olympic athlete yesterday and asked if he was a pole vaulter
'No' He replied. 'I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?'
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 17:27, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 27 Jul 2021, 18:07, archived)

what's worth more?
gold or curling silver?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 17:32, archived)

Live, Love, Laugh. But not at this obviously.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 18:08, archived)

That was terrible

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 19:47, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 20:45, archived)

Paula Radcliffe has her own one.
"I can't believe it's butt splatter"
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 21:19, archived)