And as an added bonus the next door neighbour who interrogated me when I went to view the house has now told everyone on the road that "doctor x is moving in" and I can expect a long queue of people outside my door waiting to show me their bumholes.
(Agent Pr1ckllǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36,
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