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meh, rning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 7:21, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 7:53, archived)
it's fucking grim here and I have to go out for paneer and booze

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:22, archived)
Not much better here
But I have nothing to do. Didn't sleep well last night due to fucked up sinuses, so I might just take a couple of pills and go back to
bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:29, archived)
yeah my sleep's been dreadful the past couple of nights
sick of it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:37, archived)
If I sleep today
I know I can stay awake till at least 7 tomorrow night, so that will, hopefully, reset my sleep pattern. Mirtazipine, here I come.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:53, archived)
Waiting outside Cotswold BMW for mother in law to pick me up after dropping wife's car off for MOT.
Wife's grumpy because I didn't want to just sit here for 3 hours and wait for them to service the car.
Still got to wait half an hour because it wasn't fair to make MIL get up too early apparently.
Bored.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:23, archived)
Wait there's a new B3ta newsletter, I'm saved!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:24, archived)
Fuck this I'm calling a taxi

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:26, archived)
Two minutes to read the newsletter? I really must get around to joining the patreon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Aug 2021, 13:13, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:37, archived)
WOO YAY HOUPLA!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:21, archived)
it's a hard knock life, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)

kn c

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:38, archived)
lol

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:29, archived)
Good news! Wife has said yes to the estate agent so we'll be buying the overpriced asbestos and lead deathtrap house despite the seller refusing to drop the sale price by a penny!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:31, archived)
Total bargain at £1.625 mill and I'll get to sleep in the downstairs room the previous owner just died in whilst the builders are making the rest of it suitable for habitation.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:33, archived)
And as an added bonus the next door neighbour who interrogated me when I went to view the house has now told everyone on the road that "doctor x is moving in" and I can expect a long queue of people outside my door waiting to show me their bumholes.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:39, archived)
I did know you're a proctoligist

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:42, archived)
Nah, GP with special interest in bumholes

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:46, archived)
anal practitioner

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:51, archived)
Tell them you used to work in donneybrook medical centre

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:39, archived)
Finally, it's the dullest post on b3ta, congrats

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 10:52, archived)
I said I was bored

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 12:30, archived)
David Axelrod on the speakers here, might frot a finch.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Aug 2021, 8:59, archived)
morning m8
taking the plunge this morning and trying to make bread without a machine

watch this space
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:36, archived)
*retreats to safe distance*

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:47, archived)
if that shit blows up in my oven I'm going to be maaaaaaad

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:54, archived)
apart from kneading being hard work it's not that bad
rye bread is a fucking workout though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)
haha, BECAUSE HE KNEADED A POO!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 7 Aug 2021, 17:49, archived)
My kinky tubes are giving me a bit of gyp
But other than that, it's alright I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 11:25, archived)
How about you just tell me what the symptoms are and let me handle the diagnosis, yeah?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 12:28, archived)
I'm giving my kinky tube a bit of gyp as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 13:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8300011
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:12, archived)
Well that didn't work
Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 14:12, archived)