I think the furthest distance between me and relatives is about 250 miles
But we don't really stay in touch, so I'd have no reason to go there. Unless it was to mend bridges of course. Food for thought
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 13:23, archived)

If you don't really want to mend those bridges, you could always go there to murder them in their sleep.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Aug 2021, 13:30, archived)