We were relieved to come home to find the cat my wife has nicked is fine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:51, archived)

She's a proper clingy little fuck lately
My cat, not your missus. She climbs up and sleeps on my boobs, so now I smell like cat farts.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:13, archived)