oh get this
after 13 years of refusing each and every single request to move access dates around, including claiming to have 'plans' when I gave 6 months' notice of a wedding in Croatia, I got an email yesterday from jr's mum *telling me* that my access weekend two weekends from now 'has to be moved'. No please, no asking - nothing.

I've told her that's fine as long as I can have the kid for xmas - given that she was 10 the last time I did due to covid/sick wife. No reply yet, but no prizes for 'major drama' coming soon...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:07, archived)

Mate, get a hitman
Cheaper than all these lawyers
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:09, archived)

the bare faced cheek is just incredible
well, only too credible tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:10, archived)

Just make sure all conversations with her are recorded
One day, you'll get to throw it all in her face
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:13, archived)

Every single exchange is in writing
I have the fucking lot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)

Excellent

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 13:37, archived)