There is nothing more infuriating than patients who think it's their job to tell me what to do.
Might as well just drop my trousers right there and let them give MY bumhole a good prodding.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:01, archived)