He had a good head of hair.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 16:19, archived)

alright rich

( broadsword, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 16:32, archived)

alright chris

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 16:37, archived)

I liked that advert he fronted for hair replacement
which had a testimonial from a formerly balding Aussie, who said that after the procedure "you gotta understand, I'm five foot six. I literally felt six foot six."

THEY LITERALLY IMPLANTED A FOOT OF HAIR ONTO HIS HEAD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 17:38, archived)

Maybe he also had hair implanted into the soles of his feet

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Mar 2022, 22:57, archived)