'Rob' a bank?
I that where you go in and explain you can't pay your mortgage because your website doesn't make any money?
(Baggenfork, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 12:54, archived)

It's when they threaten to foreclose on your mortgage and you say "Best I can do is a 50p ham."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:02, archived)

Consolidate all your debts into one easy gammonthly repayment

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 13:09, archived)

that's poverty sorted

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 14:42, archived)