Seagulls are massive buggers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:17, archived)

They are indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:44, archived)

One did a shit on my car once, and it honestly looked like a dog had somehow climbed up and done it.
Just absolutely immense.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Apr 2023, 10:55, archived)

One did a shit on my head once
In Dorset. 0/10, would not recommend.
The seagull crap, that is, not Dorset. I like Dorset.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:11, archived)

So you endorse it?

( broadsword, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:17, archived)

I endorse Dorset
Not getting shat on by a seagull
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:20, archived)