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Morning comrades
What a lovely day for a tactical nuclear strike
I mean a nice walk
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 6:35, archived)
M * * * * * G

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 7:53, archived)

Just having a s**t
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 8:12, archived)
Which country are you doing it on today?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 8:15, archived)
Might have a pop at Andorra
Wankers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:16, archived)
They've had it far too easy for far too long, I think we can all agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)
It's time Lichtenstein had a good one curled out on it too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:09, archived)
Can I just say? Vanuatu, I'll drop one on you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)
Vatican City gone get shitty

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 13:46, archived)
Scatmania in Albania

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)
And Luxembourg

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 15:27, archived)
Nice morning to be woken up by 2 massive seagulls fighting over a piece of bread outside my window

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 8:45, archived)
it is nature's way of telling you that life is constant struggle

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:08, archived)
It is nature's way of telling me that my neighbour has been throwing bread out again

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:12, archived)
Seagulls are massive buggers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:17, archived)
They are indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:44, archived)
One did a shit on my car once, and it honestly looked like a dog had somehow climbed up and done it.
Just absolutely immense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Apr 2023, 10:55, archived)
One did a shit on my head once
In Dorset. 0/10, would not recommend.
The seagull crap, that is, not Dorset. I like Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:11, archived)
So you endorse it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:17, archived)
I endorse Dorset
Not getting shat on by a seagull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 11:20, archived)
Alright, Werner Herzog.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Apr 2023, 10:54, archived)
scrotal wall

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 8:51, archived)
Scrotal wall for yooooooouuuu

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 9:02, archived)
I went on a walk as per your advice
It's wet out; 2/10.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Apr 2023, 10:48, archived)