Still need to consult Suella's page in The Mail
to find out the lowest amount of gawd bless em patriotism I have to display to avoid being sent back and/or publicly flogged.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

Must carry a minimum of 3 flags and a tattoo of Diana on your forehead

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

And Thatcher on your but-tock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)