Who’s ready for the coronation then?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

Still need to consult Suella's page in The Mail
to find out the lowest amount of gawd bless em patriotism I have to display to avoid being sent back and/or publicly flogged.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

Must carry a minimum of 3 flags and a tattoo of Diana on your forehead

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

And Thatcher on your but-tock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

I’d rather sandpaper my gooch

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

That's your answer to everything.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

It’s certainly why my taint looks like Edward James Olmos‘ face

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

I run a very unsuccessful look-alike agency, let me ask you this, are you able to perform a handstand?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:52, archived)

SRSLY
www.johnallen007.com/james-bond-news.html
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 19:01, archived)

than fleetwood mooch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:51, archived)

Couldnae really gie a flyin fuck

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:09, archived)

what happened to the real planearm anyway?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)

He did the mash

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

the... monster mash?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:08, archived)

Roast monsters?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

Beef and pickled onion

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:20, archived)

Monster munch!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:23, archived)

rip :'(

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:24, archived)

irp

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 19:08, archived)

That fraudster stole my profile

(Planearm, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 19:56, archived)

Nah, don't like raisins

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:27, archived)

Are you implying that Charles is a fruit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:32, archived)

Windsor is a bender.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:36, archived)

Windsor is a bender, Windsor is a bender! Nanana, nanana.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:07, archived)

ender, Windsor is a bender! Nanana, n
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:19, archived)

You've made Constance Spry very upset

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:45, archived)

If it means a paid day off work, then I'm in

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 18:43, archived)