On the subject of chazza's cozza
I notice Mr Kipling have branded almost all of their products with coronation related bollocks. Except battenberg. Which is literally a royal family name.

Fucking stupid fucking cunts.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:05, archived)

Calm down mate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:13, archived)

I'm fucking seething

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:22, archived)

All these manufacturers are desperate for people to buy SPECIAL EDITION stuff they wouldn't normally touch
and then hang onto it unopened for 50 years, only to find out it's still worthless tat because every other cunt is doing the same thing nowadays
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:22, archived)

Is there a cozza G-Shock?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:25, archived)

Gaz mongychops, he knows this sort of thing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:26, archived)

Fucking stupid fucking cunts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 23:25, archived)

Never trust anyone who's whole thing is self promotion
His cakes are not exceedingly good, they're average, at best
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 1 May 2023, 8:02, archived)