Or alternatively don't, if that's how you'll turn out.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

With hindsight, we'd all have been better off if he'd accidentally OD'd in 2001

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 17:54, archived)

Or if HAL had deactivated his life support, obvs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

Not for the first time, I find myself wondering how many hundreds if not thousands of innocent people would still be alive if Trump or Boris or both had died of COVID.
r/trolleyproblem
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:59, archived)